Hey, Mom! LOOK!

So today Hannah is sitting on the toilet doing her business (and trying to avoid nap time). I'm standing in the doorway explaining...

ME: "Hannah, when you're finished you..."
HANNAH: "Hey Mom"
ME: "Hannah, I said when you're finished you need to wash your..."
HANNAH: "Hey Mom!"
ME: "You need to wash your hands and then get..."
HANNAH: "Hey Mom! SEE MY BUTTHOLE?"

That was the end of THAT conversation. I had to walk away before I started cracking up...